I’m Fixing to Rewrite “The Twelve Days of Christmas.”
I’m fixing to rewrite “The Twelve Days of Christmas.”
On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me a partridge in a bowl of gravy.
On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me two doves roasted and a partridge in a bowl of gravy.
On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me three hens barbecued, two doves roasted and a partridge in a bowl of gravy.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me four birds stuffed, three hens barbecued, two doves roasted and a partridge in a bowl of gravy.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me five rings of pineapple, four birds stuffed, three hens barbecued, two doves roasted and a partridge in a bowl of gravy.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me six geese a grilling, five rings of pineapple, four birds stuffed, three hens barbecued, two doves roasted and a partridge in a bowl of gravy.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me seven swans a swimming in butter, six geese a grilling, five rings of pineapple, four birds stuffed, three hens barbecued, two doves roasted and a partridge in a bowl of gravy.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me eight maids a cleaning, seven swans a swimming in butter, six geese a grilling, five rings of pineapple, four birds stuffed, three hens barbecued, two doves roasted and a partridge in a bowl of gravy.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me nine ladies a cooking, eight maids a cleaning, seven swans a swimming in butter, six geese a grilling, five rings of pineapple, four birds stuffed, three hens barbecued, two doves roasted and a partridge in a bowl of gravy.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me ten loaves a baking, nine ladies a cooking, eight maids a cleaning, seven swans a swimming in butter, six geese a grilling, five rings of pineapple, four birds stuffed, three hens barbecued, two doves roasted and a partridge in a bowl of gravy.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me eleven piping hot pies, ten loaves a baking, nine ladies a cooking, eight maids a cleaning, seven swans a swimming in butter, six geese a grilling, five rings of pineapple, four birds stuffed, three hens barbecued, two doves roasted and a partridge in a bowl of gravy.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me twelve drumsticks fried, eleven piping hot pies, ten loaves a baking, nine ladies a cooking, eight maids a cleaning, seven swans a swimming in butter, six geese a grilling, five rings of pineapple, four birds stuffed, three hens barbecued, two doves roasted and a partridge in a bowl of gravy.