Things that Bug People

Things that bug people, the list is very long, maybe you can identify.

95 3/4% of the time, it is impossible to get ice from the ice maker without at least one cube flying onto the floor.

89 2/5% of the time, you can’t find your keys, cellphone, almost anything can disappear.

How many times have you left the house and tried to remember if you turned off the stove, locked the door, or forgotten the grocery list? Wasn’t the grocery store where you were going in the first place?

Just as you sit down for a meal, the phone rings and most of the time it is someone taking a survey, opinion poll or wanting a donation. How do they know when we eat?

No gas in the vehicle and you’re late as usual. Who drove the car last?

Your child announces on Sunday night that his volcano project is due on Monday.

And this one has haunted me for years. In 1971, while riding on an unnamed amusement park ride, it broke down and it took over an hour before it could be repaired.

During that time, the unnamed music played over and over. Since that time I hear that music playing in my brain at least once a week.

It’s a small world after all.