2015 Predictions

“Breaking News, Ya’ll,” 2015 predictions are in. Thank goodness for all those prognosticators who prognosticate.

Here’s just a few to chew:

The engineers of the new 4-lane Georgia Highway 16 will suddenly discover that there is a town, Monticello, in the way of their 4-laner. As the 4-lanes suddenly ends at the doorstep of the NEW international headquarters of the Monticello News, editor-in-chief, Kathy Mudd, will no longer have to look for a wreck for the front page.

She can just step outside and snap the photo. As the clueless drivers squeeze from the 4-lanes into 2 and enter the bog of 18-wheelers circling Monticello Square, the new Monticello News drone will hover above waiting to alert the crack newsroom to the big story.

What goes around comes around. Light blue polyester leisure suits will reemerge as fashion, also mile-wide shoulder pads and naugahyde, now called pleather, will cover our furniture again.

Recently, a 1970’s light blue polyester leisure suit was dug up on the outskirts of Monticello and was still in perfect condition. Someone once predicted that polyester would never die and apparently they were right.

Sometime in November, 2015, one person will win the Presidential election. In the meantime, there is a plethora of candidates running, nearly 100 at the moment. Bring on the robo calls.

And the final prediction for 2015, you ain’t seen nothing yet!