2019, Lean And Mean

Prophetic words uttered by a renowned psychic who also predicts we will experience the following in 2019: babies will be born, hurricanes will hit the United States, also tornadoes, mud slides, etc., new dance to replace the Scissors, there will be a Super Bowl controversy, football, basketball, baseball seasons will all happen at same time, some place will experience lowest temperature ever recorded and maybe the same place will have the highest temperature ever recorded, Atlanta traffic problems will be solved.

If your child starts school this year, he/she will graduate in 2031. Make you feel old? Someone will report seeing a UFO. The lottery will reach record levels and millions will flock to stores to buy lots of non-winning tickets.

You will start receiving robo calls for 2020 election in a few days. Self-driving cars, trucks, and robot vacuums will revolt. An airplane will leave on time. You will hear these words when a person is being interviewed on the nightly news, “Stuff like that just doesn’t happen here.”

Duh. Never again will we see UGA, the bulldawg, take on Bevo, the 1,600 pound long horn steer of the University of Texas. UGA is too smart.

So, there you have it. Now, sit back and enjoy 2019, ‘cause it’s gonna be a good one.