Advertising Audiences

These guys who advertise during the nightly news sure know their audience.

The ads are mostly aimed at the age group that apparently has many needs among them keeping regular, avoiding shingles, maladies that have so many symptoms such as headache, fatigue, problems sleeping, increased hunger, and thirst. I identify with all those symptoms. What was that 800 number?

If you stay up late, the commercials change to appeal to apparently those who have lived some risky lives.

The announcer asks, “Have you been around asbestos and suffer from mesothelioma? Then call so and so to get in on some funds.”

Does growing up in a house covered in asbestos siding count? Finally, my ship has come in. Cough, Cough.

For more exciting opportunities, watch that game show where all the answers are questions. What is…